*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
(Source: considerablybigben, via dmcmph)
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
(Source: considerablybigben, via dmcmph)
I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t
u did not
I’ve always wanted to tell a barista “thanks a latte!” when they give me my drink but I always chicken out.
If I were a barista I would say “have a grande!” all the time.
this planet needs more people like u
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
(via non-sensical-shenanigans)