*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

(Source: considerablybigben, via dmcmph)

katherlne:

sarahmilan:

katherlne:

katherlne:

I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t

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u did not

I’ve always wanted to tell a barista “thanks a latte!” when they give me my drink but I always chicken out.

If I were a barista I would say “have a grande!” all the time.

this planet needs more people like u

avengerstimeforme:

some

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bODY ONCE TOLD ME

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(via jirnhalpert)

immiqrant:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

(via non-sensical-shenanigans)